hannibal: how would you kill me?
will: i'd do it with my hands
hannibal: haha, and then what? ;)
boy: we even finish each other's s-
girl: steve buscemi

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

Psycho (USA, 1960)